forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Now, since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza, they’ll probably try to. Th-They’ll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now concerning your safety: the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uhh, if they happen to see you after hours, probably won’t recognize you as a person. I-It’s amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? they used to be allowed to walk around during the day, too, but then there was the Bite of '87. something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long.

Uhh, they’re left in some kind of 'free-roaming mode' at night. So just be aware: the characters do tend to wander a bit. So remember: these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children, and you need to show them a little respect. those same stupid songs for twenty years, and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing. But there’s really nothing to worry about. Upon discovery of damage or if death has occurred, a missing person’s report will be filed within ninety days or as soon as property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced.' Blah, blah, blah. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Um, 'Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza: a magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Eh, it’s kind of a legal thing, you know. First, there’s an introductory greeting from the company that I’m supposed to read. let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you: there’s nothing to worry about. finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact, so. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. to help you get settled in on your first night. 'Hello? Hello, hello? Uhh, I wanted to record a message for you.

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